More two cow jokes.

DEMOCRAT You have two cows.

Your neighbor has none.

you feel guilty

for being successful.

You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for

everyone.

REPUBLICAN You have two cows.

Your neighbor has none.

So?

SOCIALIST You have two cows.

The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

More later.