Thursday, June 24, 2010

Two cows under different political systems.

I have about 20 examples of the "Two Cow Jokes." I did not write them and I have lost the author's name and I can not give proper attribution. Here are 4 examples. I will post the rest later.

COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM - AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY - AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays
you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN - CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce
the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow
drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

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