Sunday, January 15, 2012

Kill or maim the enemy, but do not pee on them.

Now listen carefully to the rules of engagement.

You will kill the enemy. You have been trained to kill the enemy.


You have permission to kill, wound and or permanently maim the enemy with rockets, grenades, automatic weapons, bombs, knives, bayonets, strangulation, strafing with 50 caliber ammunition from low flying fighter aircraft and powerful bombs. Please remember these weapons have been  deliberately designed, tested and manufactured to kill the enemy and further you have been trained at huge tax payer expense to learn how use these weapons to effectively kill the enemy. That is your mission.

If your best friend has just been turned into a sack of blood and guts with his bowels pouring out over his uniform, you may kill the enemy that did this horrible deed with any means possible, including shooting him with high caliber weapons that will blow his head clean off.

In the unlikely event that you are unable to kill the enemy with the weapons you carry with you, then you may call in a bombing mission of  F15s and request the aircraft deploy deadly AIM-7f/M Sparrow missiles combined with M61A1 20 MM Gatling gun fire designed to cut a man in half, or you may request an airdrop of agent orange. This herbicide was used by the military in the Vietnam war from 1961 to 1971 credited by some reporters with killing or maiming more than 400,000 people and reportedly causing more than 500,000 children to be born with birth defects. It is not as effective as shooting, but will likely put the enemy in a hospital where he will experience excruciating pain for the rest of his life. That is acceptable.

Please follow these rules of engagement in achieving your mission of killing or maiming the enemy, but you may not pee on them that is disrespectful.

If you have followed the administration's climb to the moral high ground on this pee matter, then you get my point. Kill them. Chop their heads off with automatic weapon fire. Blow the enemy to smithereens, but do not pee on them.







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